I've been a fan of yours since my 11th birthday party when my Mom let me stay up late enough to watch your show for the first time. You were my first crush.
When I was in high school, you got married. In Seattle of all places. I was happy for you, of course, because it's what you wanted, but devastated for me. Tell me, do you have any younger brothers or cousins who share your wit and height? If so, please write me back and I will provide you with my contact information as well as three character references.
I will loyally DVR your Tonight Show because I still can't stay up that late.
Forever yours,
kiki san
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HA! i love you for this :)
ReplyDeletethe two of you would have had the most beautiful porcelain skined children ever created on God's green earth.
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